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How do you win an argument? Tell them to eat a bag of dicks. Simple as that. However, it is not enough to just say the phrase. There's something immensely special about physically providing the said bag of dicks along with your assertion. And our dicks are delicious so you can rest assured your recipient will truly eat a bag of dicks.
Double the dicks = 2 bags of dicks
Triple the dicks = 3 bags of dicks
Whole Box of dicks = 50 bags of dicks (for real)
United StatesExcellent! The bag of dicks was perfect for my besties mom while she was recovering in the hospital. A bag of dicks always brings a smile to her face and makes her feel better. Thank you for fast delivery and great service.
United StatesI sent a bag to my supervisor. I know he got them. But, he hasn’t said a word. Not a peep. Totally worth it! Now, he can go down his laundry list and wonder who sent him a bag of dicks.
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United StatesI bought a bunch of gummies, and everyone freaked out because I am a passive Canadian that sent them to an overly aggressive American, and he decided to post on Discord to all our friends about the "gift" he got. Much laughs were had!
United StatesBadass, I’m happy
