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Sometimes a Bag of Dicks is a few too many dicks. What if you wanted to tell your victim to just eat a lone singular dick? Up until now, there was literally no solution to this penile dilemma. Enter our “Eat a Dick” cards. You’re welcome.
Bonus: For limited time we’re stocking our “You have a little dick” variant. Get ‘em while they’re short!
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