Here at Ruin Days, we've been telling people to "Eat a Dick", "Eat a Bag of Dicks", "Congratulations, You're a Dick", etc. for years. How could we forget the classic "Suck a Dick"!?!? Send a cherry flavored hard candy penis today. It's 6 inches long – bigger than the American average! Everyone knows you're supposed to start measuring from the base of the balls.