This product is so ridiculously stupid yet perfect at the same time. Your recipient will receive a random white tube in the mail with some weird tan-colored thing printed on it. It kind of look like a set of testicles but not really. Very strange... F*** they were balls!! That will become evident as soon as the happy penis squeals out (yes it makes noise) of the tube leaving your recipient utterly confused as to why in the hell they are now holding a penis. Check out the video below to see how it works.