Why not stock up with a big box so they are handy when you need to tell someone to Eat a Bag of Dicks? Each bag individually has an "Eat a Bag of Dicks" note attached so you don't even have to waste your breath. In the middle of an argument? Chuck a bag over at them and I promise they'll eat them. Our dicks are too delicious to resist.
Includes 50 bags of dicks with attached "Eat a Bag of Dicks" note